<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>OLD NOT OBSOLETE — Dispatches from Fleet Street</title><description>Dispatches from the front line of creaky knees and modern nonsense.</description><link>https://oldnotobsolete.example.com/</link><language>en-gb</language><item><title>The Electrocuted Haddock</title><link>https://oldnotobsolete.example.com/posts/the-electrocuted-haddock/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://oldnotobsolete.example.com/posts/the-electrocuted-haddock/</guid><description>Staying asleep is not something I&apos;m good at. Waking up is something I&apos;m even worse at...</description><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2026 07:53:53 GMT</pubDate><author>Andy</author></item><item><title>The Victorian Street Organ</title><link>https://oldnotobsolete.example.com/posts/the-victorian-street-organ/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://oldnotobsolete.example.com/posts/the-victorian-street-organ/</guid><description>Everything sags, droops and doesn&apos;t work right. But, the fat still turns up. Round my middle. And my arse. Why?</description><pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 20:41:24 GMT</pubDate><author>Andy</author></item><item><title>Thirty Seconds of Quiet Inertia</title><link>https://oldnotobsolete.example.com/posts/thirty-seconds-of-quiet-inertia/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://oldnotobsolete.example.com/posts/thirty-seconds-of-quiet-inertia/</guid><description>Why must every journey across the city be treated like a heat of the 100-metre hurdles? Stand on the right, breathe, and let the machinery do the work.</description><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 16:20:00 GMT</pubDate><author>Andy</author></item></channel></rss>