TOPIC ARCHIVE

#ageing

Dispatches filed under the topic of "ageing". Edition 1 of 1.

28 August 2026 at 07:53•371 words (2 min read)

The Electrocuted Haddock

Staying asleep is not something I'm good at. Waking up is something I'm even worse at...

27 August 2026 at 20:41•339 words (2 min read)

Everything sags, droops and doesn't work right. But, the fat still turns up. Round my middle. And my arse. Why?